This is the entire email thread between me and my sister today. My sister is in italics.
"So, I was already bored with the Michael Jackson nostalgia hullabaloo by Friday (I'm a jerk, whatever). However, my one fond memory is of you in hysterics, holding up a portable tape recorder up to the (one) tv speaker to record the audio of the infamous Pepsi commercial. Good times."
I do not remember that.I think you are lying.
How do you not remember that??Do you remember sending Mike an invitation to your birthday party?
What?!? No I don't remember sending him an invitation to my birthday party.
I think you might be suppressing the 80s. Yes, you did both.
P.S. He didn't show up to your party