Saw the eye doc today. They cringed when I told them that I hadn't had an eye exam for more than a decade.
Then they fell at my feet in AWE at how perfect my vision was. And then angels wept.
My very rude husband who wants nothing more than his beloved wife to have imperfect health was crushed finding out that I don't need glasses for at least 5 more years. I'm sure he'll know the travails I've been going through when a loved one secretly wishes cancer or the pox on him.