Me: I can't wait for the day when I can get my raw, unfiltered honey from my own god-durned bees.
Me: Bees. My bee hive.
Him: Is this your newest livestock want this week?
Me: It's not new. Maybe I haven't mentioned it, but bees are a part of the Plan.
Him: I don't know.
Me: GAWD!!! Plenty of people have bees in Ballard!! There are a lot of folks who have their own hives. Why can't I have pet bees too?
Him: GAWD!! Why can't I have a Lock Ness Monster?!? Plenty of people in Scotland have a Lock Ness Monster. Why won't you let me have one?!?